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1.A sick dick
2.A green and (preferrably) large and long vegetable that's used in place of a penis to fuck
1. "Girl, Marcus showed me his cucumber last night. I was like, 'boy you can suck that yourself or go to the doctor for that shit!'"
2. "Girl, I'm goin to the store to get me some cucumbers. Marcus isn't handlin his business."
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Curly haired. Loves himself, always says he's ugly, obsessed with body building. He is really amazing when it comes to singing, even though he'll tell you he's bad at it. Really sweet when you get to know him but sometimes he's an ass. He will take care of you through everything. Very bipolar at times. He will truly love you until he can't anymore. One of the best friends you could ever ask for. People always fall for him but sometimes its not a good thing. Broken many hearts, including the one he said he was in love with. Different around certain people and is much nicer when he's not with his friends. Chaydon's are the best and worst thing that will ever happen to you.
Me: I love how sweet Chaydon is!
You: Ya except when he's with his friends.
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What all my fuck buddies like to do every Friday night.
Dre: A, Mickey, pass the pussy yo.
BB: I'm sayin nigga. I want som'a dat!
Mickey: I'ma bust in a couple seconds, get ready
Me: I got this, Mick, I'm a pro.
Dre: A, pass the fuckin pussy.
Mickey: (pullin up his pants) Aight, I'll see you next friday!
Me: Next!
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running the train on your friend who visits for christmas.
We gonna take her upstairs and give her the polar express.
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