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Perkasie

Perkasie PA is an okay place. Its got some nice skate parks, and covered bridges, some REALLY GOOD local food (I'm talking about you "The Perk" and "The Ram") but that's pretty much it. The people there are assholes though. They are not welcoming of outsiders. Don't bother coming here if youre sensitive to what people say to you. I've had the pleasure of living in this place for 3 years. Crime is second to none , and housing is nice, land is vast and beautiful, and you're next to the best place ever, Quakertown PA.

Person 1: "Yo I love Perkasie!"

Person 2: "Hell no, I know we live here, but Quakertown is much better"

Person 1: "Yeah, you're right..."

by Borgg_ May 27, 2023


Pennridge

there's wayyyy to many elementary schools.
12/10 people do weed in the bathroom in the middle school.
People out here hiding pills in the high school bathroom ceiling and get surprised when the janitor finds them

P1: "Yooooo, what school do you go to?
P2: "Pennridge"
P1: "Oh, you must be a meth addict"

by Borgg_ May 27, 2023