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You know you are from Quakertown and its surrounding areas if; The best thing to do is go to Wal Mart on a Friday or Saturday night. You know exactly what Grida’s is and know its opening day and closing day. The back parking lot of the Regal is the best for doing donuts in. The car shows at Dairy Queen are always a big hit! You know that Haycock is an elementary school, and not some lame sexual innuendo You know exactly who Mario Galante is. The Milford soccer games were put on delay because of a cow being in the middle of the field. Dominick’s/ Giovanni’s/ Pizza Randa all have the best pizza in town. You have a really large feeling of disgust when you hear someone say they are from Pennridge. One word QMART! You know your screwed when there is traffic, not because of cars, but because of the slow ass tractor in front of you. Knowing that half the town worked/works at Friendly’s or Giant.
You got owned Quakertown style.
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A place where being "banned for life" from the QMart is a legitimate bonafided bragging right.
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A town in which there’s more furniture stores than attractive boys
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You know you are from Quakertown and its surrounding areas if; The best thing to do is go to Wal Mart on a Friday or Saturday night. You know exactly what Grida’s is and know its opening day and closing day. The back parking lot of the Regal is the best for doing donuts in. The car shows at Dairy Queen are always a big hit! You know that Haycock is an elementary school, and not some lame sexual innuendo You know exactly who Mario Galante is. The Milford soccer games were put on delay because of a cow being in the middle of the field. Dominick’s/ Giovanni’s/ Pizza Randa all have the best pizza in town (Thank you Gewles). You have a really large feeling of disgust when you hear someone say they are from Pennridge. One word QMART! You know your screwed when there is traffic, not because of cars, but because of the slow ass tractor in front of you. Knowing that half the town worked/works at Friendly’s or Giant.
You got owned, Quakertown style
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in the 70s, home of the Summer Street Nationals, where even the cops raced. Home of the QMART! Fomer owner of the record for the most eateries in a 2 mile radius. Philadelphia and Allentown's shared middle-city. Also home of Ghost Mountain, the Covered Bridge, and the Albinos.
Blazing blunts in a beat-up Taurus on the 309 in Quakertown.
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A small town in pennsylvania where there is nothing to do. The only thing good to do here is go to the movies, shop or eat at the thousands of restaurants lined up on 309. You will find lots of drug addicts and honda civics. If you like to bmx there is a skatepark across the 6th grade center full of druggies, hicks and methheads. There is too many elementary schools here and only one middle school. And not forgetting the shitty ass high school full of hicks, goths, Emos and druggies. The high school is suing the makers of vape products cuz sum kid passed out in the bathroom. There is too many thots in this town, also literally 3 cops who ride around town. All in all this town blows hot ass.
Robin: Yo did u hear how quakertown is suing vaping companies
Aydin: yeah ik that’s sum bullshit
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A town in which there are only two police cars and the rest are undercover, such as the yellow colbolt (TOTAL BAMF). Where friday nights consist of getting baked somewhere within the vicinity of the local shopping plaza, and paying $9 to get a ticket for a movie you don't plan on watching. The education here is SPECFUCKINGTACULAR, i mean nothing beats having a butch dyke as your high school principal. I guess one could sum this town up in just a few words, "worst fucking town in america."
Dan: I live in Quakertown!
Andrew: It's lynching time
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