giles

Buffy the Vampire Slayer's watcher.

'Giles lived for school. He's actually bitter that there are only 12 grades. The man probably sat in math class going: there isn't enough math, this could be mathier.'

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the first

the first evil; the root of everything that is bad.

The power of good will triump over the first.

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ONION

vegetable with *layers*
not to be confused with: "cake" or "parfait"

"Ogres are like onions."

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Jersey

toxic waste dump. see "shit hole"

Jersey can make you sick. litterally.

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Lysander

one of the lovers in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream

Demetrius:"... and Lysander, yield thy crazed title to my certain right!"

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