Cass Tech

A shitty school located in the middle of Detroit surrounded by druggies. Everyone acts like this school is so high and mighty- when it's actually filled with retards. Cass has never been number 1, despite the motto. Just like the false motto, everything promised about this school is false. The students are fake and the teachers are deadbeat and slump work. The guys are wannabe thugs and the girls are all slutty as fuck. One time two kids got caught fucking in the stairwell. So much for an education if you're gonna get STDs, lol! Even though it's a school of color, the students are still segregated by race. The music taste is deplorable, the security is just sad with their broken metal detectors, and the bathrooms stink of either shit or weed. It's all bark but no bite, just like the city it's in. There's an air of massive ego and depression wafting around the nasty roach infested halls. Low scores are glorified, and there is no learning or programs. It's just a bunch of useless work given by lazy teachers. The Student Body is so diverse that it's not diverse anymore. The students go from egotistic "geniuses" to popular hoodrats with STDs to weird quiet kids that stick to the loosely kept uniform rule. Admin cares more about girls' thighs than actually checking bags for weapons. The entire building is a clown factory and all it produces is an unfunny joke.

If you want to come out crazy without any hope, go to Cass Tech! Ass Tech number 1, second to everyone babyy

"OMG! I finally graduated middle school. Should I apply to Cass Tech?"

"No, Cass Tech is Ass. I graduated and look at me, I'm mentally ill. Don't repeat my mistakes. Just go to Ham High."

"Damn. Thanks for the warning bro, appreciate."

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Hamtramck High School

Also known as Ham high, is a sad, dingy school in the middle of Hamtramck, by Gallagher St. The building is comparative of a mental asylum, and the people within the building truly reflect that. From its baby-shit colored brick exterior to its continuously brown and dirty interiors, Ham High is a charm. There's always an influx of ESL immigrants, and the kids are fuckin wild. They go behind their parents' backs and do horrible shit. The boys are horrible human beings who like to speed the entire city and create potential accidents. Backed by mommy and daddy for "boys will be boys," these egotistic rats like emotionally and physically harassing girls. Along with the abysmal and cobweb filled classroom, are the illiterate deadbeat teachers that don't know what the hell they're doing. The "Cosmos" team is a joke and the overwhelming sense of pride for this school is laughable. Don't go there if you don't want to be grabbed by a musty wannabe-gangsta brown boy!

"Hey Babe, I'm from Ham High. Where you from?"

"Ew creep. Let's get out of here, this pervert's from Hamtramck High School! Who knows what he'll do."

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