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While pumping gas, you try to release the pump trigger at the number you want it to land on in one try. The less risky people release a few cents underneath the target number then pump the trigger until it gets to the number. It is kind of reverse of russian roulette.
Pumping gas this morning, I tried to land on 30 dollars exactly but hit $30.05 instead. I lost gas pump roulette today.
A status on facebook usually made by girls purposely written in a way because she knows the comments will make her feel good/pretty/ etc.
Annoying attention whore- *thinks* I feel ugly :(. I know! I'll go on facebook and make a self-esteem status
Annoying attention whore- I wish I looked like those victoria secret models! ugh :(
nicole- omg babigurl you do! &&luvu
brenda- you look way better than them!
Dave- shut up bitch
What really good marijuana looks like.
That weed is so dank; it looks like sugar coated christmas trees. Lets smoke it!
Where all the women go on insane long shopping sprees followed by a night of excess alcohol, because their husbands are gone for opening day of gun season.
Sarah: Betty, its the opening day of shopping this weekend!
Betty: Ill grab his credit cards!
A holiday sex move, when dirty hot sex has been going on for a long period of time, raising the body temperature of the man in turn raising his semen temperature. He nuts on the womans chest, thus a roasting chestnut.
Tim: Hey Dale what are you doing christmas day?
Dale: Visiting my in-laws at 5 which will lead to a roasting chestnut with my wife in her parents bed.
Tim: :/
A technique used by men to remove excess pee from their penis after urinating in a urinal. The male bounces his penis up and down on his waistband a few times before he zips up, preventing underwear dribble.
I bounced my dick on my waistband trampoline a few times before leaving the urinal so I wouldn’t get piss pants.
What a person is called when they have big ass thighs, the king of all thighs. Even larger than thunder thighs.
Dave: Check out the thighs on that hoe! Those are the biggest I've ever seen!
Bob: She has the king of all thighs; that bitch be a Thighrannosaurus Rex!