google-eyed

When a person standing face to face with you and one eye looking directly at you and the other is looking somewhere else. Also see “cock-eyed.”

“I don’t even know what to do when I see that google-eyed girl. I mean, do I focus on the eye that’s looking at me or the one that’s looking over there?”

MOTB

Acronym for “Mother of the Bride.”

The wedding day is not only emotional for the couple, but also the MOTB. Her baby is getting married.