twatalicious

absolutely fucking delicious.

Jim told me that, your moms cock tasted the opposite of twatalicious.

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chafed

1. Occurs when the ass cheek buns rub together causing severe friction burn to the inner bum region. Usually occurs when crack is sweating and dries up very fast. A red burning sensation is felt.

2. Occurs when the ball bag rubs gainst the inner thigh causing the same red burning sensation mentioned above.

NOTE: Never put GoldBond powder on a chafed area. This will cause intense burning and make you what to rip your balls off.

I was fucking running hard from the cops last night but I got so chafed I had to run bow-legged and they caught me. SHHHIET!

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mooner

the act of whipping down ones pants and bending over to reveal ones ass cheeks.

SNAP! Yo moms hung a mooner and I saw her fucking snapper!

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caulk

1. Something that goes around windows to keep cold air out

2. Alternate spelling of cock only the coolest of cool can use

1 and 2. That guy did an amazing job at caulking the windows. It made me moist.

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bubble gum

When wearing shorts or under, bubblegum,is the act of yanking your bag skin out to one side to resemble a big wad of juicy bubblegum.

Guy - Hey bitch you want a peice of bubble gum? *as he yanks the bag skin out*

Girl - Sure *as she bendsdown to take a nibble*

Guy - HAHAHAHAHAHA, thats my fucking bag skin your chewing on idiot HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Now you are getting a wordMushroom Tattoo/word

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beef it up

a beating caused by " beef " . one on one kinda thing .

i heard he talkin madd shiitt .. tell him we're goin to beef it up in the parking lot .

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american idol

1. A program that showcases hot young talent and allows one winner a contract with a recording company.

2. A person or thing that everyone in America loves and wants to be.

1. That bitch on American Idol is hot as ballz! I wanna stick it in her ass cheeks!!

2. Saddam Hussein is such an american idol.

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