erectomizer

The act of shooting Energizer batteries out of your piss pump for no apparent reason.

I was watching some videos one night one SteakandCheese.com and saw some guy pulling the erectomizer. I was like "That is fucking sick". So instead I tuned into 2 chinese girls puking on each other.

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tits on a bull

Used as an epresion of uselessness.

Goddamn It John, your wife gives some killer cone, other than that shes as useless as tits on a bull fuck.

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double-hogged growler

the act of tucking your balls and shlong back between your legs, yanking a mooner and running down the street. Also see fruit basket or fruit bowl.

Dale pulled a mean double-hogged growler and scared all the neighborhood kids.

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gerbiler

A man who shaves small animals and fires the fucking thing up his ass using a tube of some sort. The animals can be any of the following: gerbils, mice, hamsters, rats (either sewer or store boughten), beavers, muskrats, small dogs, large dogs or pretty much any other animal you can think of shaving.

Look at the way that guy is standing near the waterfalls. I would bet hes a serious gerbiler.

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fist to cuffs

1. Getting in a rumble with somebody and fighting like a johnny hardcore!

2. Fisting a girl other than your wife when your are on lunch in your business suit with nice white cuffs.

1. Me and the fag went fist to cuffs. He pulled my hair and slapped me so I kicked him square in the junk.

2. I was out having an affair the other day at lunch and the girl got all kinky, she mad me go fist to cuffs and I got blood on my fucking shirt. My wife is gonnawanna go fist to cuffs when she finds out.

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cuzzif

The skin between a girls greasy box and her she-manhole.

Cuzzif it wasnt that her guts would fall out

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Lashonda

Beautiful caring young lady, who really loves God. Is a beautiful person inside and out, has a very sincer discreet way of showing she cares for you. Lashonda loves to laugh. You don't want to risk loosing her she is somewhat a waterfall in a dessert, so she is someone who can definitely be there to give u that needed word of encouragement during the most trying times.

Lashonda is nice.

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