Tsipouro

A Greek distilled alcoholic beverage, more precisely a pomace brandy that will totally fuck you up and make you sleep with fugly chicks.

Steve: Whoa dude, how the fuck did you manage to bone that fugly chick, you must have had a strong stomach!
Jim: Nah man, just a fuck load of Tsipouro!

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Social Notworking

The practice of spending time unproductively on social-networking websites, especially when one should be working.

Joe - Hey, Mark is constantly updating his Facebook status, does he not have any work to do?

John - His company obviously doesnt realise how much Social Notworking he is doing!

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