The 69th day of the year = MARCH 10th
(Unless event of leap year). Celebrated by: dildo appreciation, buying presents for the trouser snake & devoting an entire day to wrestling your weasle . Don't neglect to tickle your balls while you're at it... duh.
I got John a pocket pussy for Dickmas!
ðµð.I wish you a Merry Dickmas.ððµ