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The 69th day of the year = MARCH 10th
(Unless event of leap year). Celebrated by: dildo appreciation, buying presents for the trouser snake & devoting an entire day to wrestling your weasle . Don't neglect to tickle your balls while you're at it... duh.
I got John a pocket pussy for Dickmas!
🎵🍆.I wish you a Merry Dickmas.🍆🎵
Christmas for your dick. For use when your tummy banana is seeing so much action that your dick thinks it's Christmas.
Since I got ripped it's been fucking Dickmas!
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Holiday event happens at the same time as Christmas December 23-25th. Men offer dick pics or nudes to others that request them as Dickmas presents.
1- Merry Dickmas, send nudes.
2- Sure thing, Merry Dickmas to you too and Happy Ball-a-days.
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When your counting down to a Dick Appointment/sex
Can’t wait to see Joe in two weeks for Dickmass
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1. a complete and utter moron.
2.a fool amongst his people.
3.a dickless person.
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