Tasmania

The hive of rednecks and scumbags in Australia.
The scab that needs to be flicked off

Man 1: bro I want to Tasmania

Man 2: you mean the Texas of Australia except its only the rednecks and its cold af
Man 1: Well you could put it like that

Man 2: Shut up Tasmania sucks just like your mum sucks my magnum dong

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Gishgemfloofneer

A traditional holiday which takes place around the same time as Christmas.

One of the most prime traditional activities of this holiday is having the primal male of each family having a skating competition in skirts.

The traditional meal is a roasted pig on ice cream cake

Man 1: We don't know what Christmas is!

Man 2: We have something called Gishgemfloofneer!

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þe

Sane definition as The but it's spelt using thorn, a letter used in old english

What þe fuck?

Shadow Kaiser

A figure head with de jure power, but is unable to assert it de facto wise

Person 1: Did you hear that Wilhelm II abdicated?
Person 2: Matters not, he was but a shadow kaiser!

Cursed Generation

People who were born in 2020, they all will have small penises/boobies and shall be cursed with bad luck and all their children after them

Guy 1: Hey what year were you born jake?

Guy 2: I was born in 2020, Why?

Guy 1: Dude you're apart of the cursed generation!

Guy 3: lol your penis is small

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Cursed image

An image that makes you feel uncomfortable. An image that makes you ask why was it made?
An image that makes you want to look away

Person 1. Hey look at this cursed image.

Person 2. Aaaaahhh I want to die

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Sweden

the only good thing about it is that the creator of minecraft came from there

Also an awesome song from minecraft is called sweden

Gay ass bitch: I come from Sweden

Normal person: you're gay also you're country is gay. The only good thing to come out of your country is minecraft