Sneaky Brandon

The act of letting out a silent fart either directly next to or behind another person's face. Quite possibly the worst farts ever and most certainly a near death experience.

There I was, just sitting at my desk and I nearly passed out. I can't believe he got me with another Sneaky Brandon!

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Bruns Banger

The act of sleepwalking and walking into something so hard that it wakes you up. Normally occurs when the individual walks outside, locks themselves out of the house and runs into a tree.

Man, did you hear what happened to Jacob last night? He walked outside in his boxers and hit his head on a tree. Now that's what I call a Bruns Banger!

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Chirp

A Chunky Burp, similar to a "Shart" but instead the individual makes an attempt to burp but ends up throwing up a bit of today's breakfast.

Man, I was just talking to her, having a good time. I had to burp, so I turned around for a second and I ended up letting out a chirp. Lucky for me, she didn't notice.

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