Incrediboobs

The female equivalent of amazeballs

In the name of equality and inclusiveness, incrediboobs are to breasts what amazeballs are to testicles.

Dickbait

The male version of a temptress or a seductress.

Why must temptation and seduction be feminized (temptress and seductress) and therefore reducing females to villains for having bodies? Even if I call someone a tempter or a seducer, it's still not clear if I am referring to a male or female. So for the sake of equal opportunity, lets add dickbait to the lexicon. Easy to remember, it rhymes with clickbait.

Jointment

An ointment containing cannabis ingredients or cannabidiol properties used for pain relief of joints. Note: You can't get high off of this kind of ointment, even if you put it in a joint and smoke it.

Because marijuana isn't legal in this state yet, I hope the cops can't smell my jointment.