SHLAP

You The act of swinging your penis and hitting one across the face, and leaving a 1 star mark with your tip.

“ Damn it Jim why’d you shlap me”

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Giberfuck

A baby program for adults with erectile disfunction, starting plan at 27.99$

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JIT

The act of fucking your neighbors dog upside down.

“Woah there why are you fucking my dog” “Don’t worry it’s just JIT”

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Chagsterone

The act of a Muslim bombing a school of black kids.

“Someone call the cops, osamba is about to chagsterone that school!