nob

Schlong!!!!!!!

Doh doh doh doh ... NOB

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funky scrumpin

Sexual relations; the act of having sexual relations

"Ain't no funky scrumpin up in here"
-Snoop Dogg

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penis

Schlong, a dong that should be long, but usually isnt. Schlong!!!!!!!!!!

Small penis, hairy penis, impetigo penis, floppy penis, LARGE PENIS, crusty penis, ingrowing penis (MINGE), superati penis, GIGA-PENIS, milli-penis, fat penis, hard penis, slimy penis, well used penis, unused penis, well jerked penis, long penis, NOB . . .

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ROF

Short for ROFLMAO (Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off)

rof, thats rather uber

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snatchums

Term exclamed during the act of taking something belonging to someone else, usually while they are in the vicinity. Often the item is immediately returned, unless it is food, as in someone's last slice of pizza. Use a voice an octave or two higher than your normal speaking voice whilst exclaming.

Bob set the remote on the couch, and John quickly took it away, exclaiming "snatchums!"

Macbeth

Actually, Macbeth became the King of Scotland, not England.

Macbeth is stupid. William Shakespeare is dead. Middle English is dead. So WHY are we still reading his works?

"Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time,
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."

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t-bag

when one man places his balls on another persons face when they are sleeping/passed out.

Jimmy put his balls on Carters face when he was asleep

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