Cape Canaveral

(v) Flatulence conducted into an upholstered cushion followed by a swift exit of the flatulator to another room; thus giving a gas contrail resembling a rocket being launched from Cape Canaveral, Florida.

Jack and Diane are sitting on their loveseat when Diane suddenly heads for the bathroom.

Jack: "...are you ok?"
*Door Slams*
Diane: (grunting) "Yep, we're good."

Jack begins to smell what Diane dittied all over the place. As he looked towards the bathroom in disgust, he noticed paint peeling off the walls on the way to the bathroom.

Jack: "Damn it Diane, You Cape Canaveraled me again. Now I have to put stainless steel on the walls."

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Child Bearing Hips

A notion that fat girls rely as a crutch on to justify their fatness.

Fat Girl: fuck you skinny bitch, I don't have fat thighs . . . These are child bearing hips!

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