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A boner obtained while hanging with your bros. It usually requires an awkward explanation and is followed by constant reminders and gay jokes.
Ted: "Hey is Jake coming tonight?"
Mike: "Hell no last time he got a raging broner and hasn't left his apartment since!"
Ted: "Holy shit!"
Mike: "I know i slipped a dong bomb in his drink."
"Blowing It" at the last minute or "Sucking" when it counts the most.
Derived from the 2013 Super Bowl where the San Francisco 49ers had three opportunities to score the winning touchdown at the five yard line at the end of the game and decided to pass, ruining their one sure shot at the title.
The definition also suggests it can be a term for last minute oral sex.
Person 1: "How did the game go?"
Person 2: "We would have won but the qb decided to 49 it!"
Alternate definition
Person 1: "Where is Jim?"
Person 2: "He is probably 49ing before work."
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When you eat out too many girls in a short time frame, making yourself dizzy, you get a Cuntcussion
"Dude, why are you so dizzy?"
"I ate out 23 girls, so now I have a cuntcussion!"
A Bloip is a fart that travels upwards towards the front of your legs and eventually exits out of the crease between your inner thigh and nutsack. It usually happens when sitting (often during car rides) and is caused by wearing tight pants. The bloip is characterized by it's unique and often unsettling sensation as you feel the pocket of air travel from your butthole up between your legs, and then "pop" out of either side of your ballbag, either tickling or stinging your scrotum.
Nothing makes your face look quite the way it does after a bloip.
The ghetto pronunciation of "shit right there" as used to describe an unfavorable situation or a sighting of literal feces.
Guy 1: "Yo that ho just gave me the clap!"
Guy 2: "Man thats some shee rah dai!"