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The inflammation, irritation, and/or the swelling of the vagina, usually as a direct result of vigorous coitus, otherwise known as "taking a pounding".
"Did you hear about Mary's new african american boyfriend Tron?"
"No, but i don't think the community would approve............."
"Yes i know... I've been talking to her and apparently she's been suffering through some substantial cuntcussions recently. The doctor told her to stay away from physical activity for two weeks"
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literal or figurative blows to the head of a man, from a woman who wields a vagina as a weapon, that have the effect of knocking a man senseless
Poor Ted was never quite the same after Devin gave him that horrible cuntcussion in 2006.
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When you get hit so hard in your head, you can feel it in your cunt.
Drunk Boy: Man, I got hit so hard by that car, that I have a 'cuntcussion'
Clumsy girl: That pole hit me so hard in the head, that I think I have a 'cuntcussion'
When your brain has been damaged by a bitch
Everytime I fall down and get married, I get cuntcussed!
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Brain trauma from being pussywhipped too hard.
When she refused to let him go out with the guys for the third night in a row he suffered a serious cuntcussion.
When you eat out too many girls in a short time frame, making yourself dizzy, you get a Cuntcussion
"Dude, why are you so dizzy?"
"I ate out 23 girls, so now I have a cuntcussion!"
When a person fakes a concussion to get out of things and get special treatment.
“We all know you have a cuntcussion you played in the game last night and there is no such thing as a minor concussion. You hit your head get over it, I know it’ll be hard to get over that bump on your forehead but mentally your fine.”