Tach

An acronym for a tasteful amount of chest hair

Your tach requires little to no manscaping.

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M7

Medication for men to treat Manginis. Usually delivered topically, but for serious and/or chronic cases there are maximum strength tablets, gel caps and capsules.

I think you need some M7, your Manginis is flaring up.

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Manginis

Temporary, but potentially chronic, syndrome experienced by men. Symptoms include over sensitivity, irrational fear and general lameness.

Man 1 - Are you playing in the game tonight?

Man 2 - Not sure yet, I have this cut on my finger......

Man 1 - I dont think its the cut. I think you might have a touch of Manginis.

Man 2 - Why do you have to be like that? I told you I cut my finger and I dont want to risk making it worse.

Man 1 - Doe anyone have the M7 with Neosporen?

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Jacuzzidet

The accidental moment when the hot tub jet blasts you in that spot.

When I was getting out of the hot tub last night I accidentally got hit by the jacuzzidet.