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To respond to a piece of good news with animated, speechless, exuberant excitement. Named after musician Mike Mangini, who was rather pleased to be selected as Dream Theater's new drummer.
"When Edna found out she was going to be a mother, she manginied so hard and for so long that she almost gave herself a hernia.
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Temporary, but potentially chronic, syndrome experienced by men. Symptoms include over sensitivity, irrational fear and general lameness.
Man 1 - Are you playing in the game tonight?
Man 2 - Not sure yet, I have this cut on my finger......
Man 1 - I dont think its the cut. I think you might have a touch of Manginis.
Man 2 - Why do you have to be like that? I told you I cut my finger and I dont want to risk making it worse.
Man 1 - Doe anyone have the M7 with Neosporen?
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When a professional rusty trombone player who works at an Italian restaurant cat calls someone who has a camel toe
"What a mangini he laid on her- man, she was just walkin to the beach!" "yeah but did you see the size of that camel toe?"
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One of the greatest and fastest drummers to ever be born, and the current drummer for Dream Theater. Considered to be the inverse of John Petrucci, due to his ability to rupture space and time by playing over a billion notes per second. Like Petrucci, he has limited himself to 2000 notes per second which only causes severe head pains whereas anything more than 2500 notes per second causes the human head to explode, due to the overload of greatness. This being the reason he decided to leave Berklee, because of the student's heads exploding because they thought they were worthy of God. He is also considered one of the best wearers of the heavy metal soul patch, much to the disdain of Jordan Rudess.
Iran better chill, or We'll send in Mike Mangini.
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Eric Mangini is the current Cleveland Brown's coach and he once said that "He was going to take the Browns to the Super Bowl." While this is never going to happen it has become a popular euphemism for dropping a duece. It also provides a nice cover when talking around girls as they do not typically know who eric mangini is.
Guy 1: Bro i got to pull a mangini if you know what i mean.
Guy 2: Ya i got ya
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Guy 1: shhhh, go make me a sandwhich.
to be extremely overweight, such as the former patriots assistent and current jets head coach, eric mangini.
i wanna stick my eric mangini dick in your pussy
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isa is crazy and not in a good way but it’s hard to not want her back in your life
i hate isa mangini but i love her
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