QuadraPop

A game on my mobile which is the answer to Tetris on Acid.

Dude #1: "Dude! I just got 1 million score on Tetris!"

Dude 2#: "Dude! I just had a seizure and still got 2 million score on Quadrapop!"

Dude #1: "That's Quadr-a-wesome"

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DILDO

Acronym for "Dual Income, Love for Dogs Only". Similar to DINK (Dual Income, No Kids), except while accepting reproducing is fucking stupid (take THAT, selfish gene!), a DILDO will take on the roll of pseudo-parents by adopting dogs instead.

"Look at those DILDOs, walking their washed and trimmed poodles."

"When we finish University and start our careers, let's be DILDOs!"

"I'd love to be a DILDO."

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