Complete Fucking Asshole

Someone much more than an incredible jerk. Someone much like Satan. A very dangerous and intensely fucking evil person.

Signals that someones an asshole (Very dangerous, avoid these people):
#1 Someone/Some people who laughs at you.
#1.1 Someone/Some people who STILL laughs at you after you snapped and went to the Childrens/Adults hospital over 5 times.
#1.2 Someone/Some people who STILL laughs at you while/when you just been Physically/Verbally abused.
#2 Someone/Some people who fuck up your mental health.

Ex.#1: Lots of people are Complete Fucking Assholes.
Ex.#2: A little 13 girl named Suzie Witherspoon, and a little 15 boy named Thomas Witherspoon were obviously brother & sister. One day a big, fat, ugly bully/popular bastard guy named Earl Evans in their school, Spread a/some rumor(s) about them all over New Brunswick (where they lived)!! Everywhere they went most people laughed at them inside their vehicles. 2 years later they were both found dead by suicide under the polluted-with-human-shit river.

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pokeman

A worldwide mistaken word for pokemon.

Jill: I've caught a pidgey!!
Chris: What's a pidgey?
Jill: It's a pokeman!!
Olivia: No stupid it's pokeMON!!

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Pokemon Colosseum

A video game for the gamecube. The game takes place in the Orre region, a barren desert wasteland overrun with crime. It begins with Wes (the main character, whose name can be changed by the player) planting a bomb in the Team Snagem (a minor antagonist) hideout and racing out as the place explodes. Wes also steals a miniature Snag Machine. Shortly after the explosion, the news network reports that the large Team Snagem "Snag Machine" was destroyed on the explosion and that the smaller, miniature version has been stolen. The latter is of particular concern because it allows the user to steal other trainers' Pokémon. The newscaster ends with the hopeful remark that the Snag Machine will not be used for criminal purposes again.

Alexis: I love the game Pokemon Colosseum!!
Hilary: No way girl!! Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness is better!!

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Over Pencil Sharpening

The term used to describe a person who sharpens his/her pencil every 2-5 minutes, (because they always want it sharp as it can get) resulting in their pencil ending up 2 inchs long the next day.

My friend always over sharpens her pencil. She is Over Pencil Sharpening.

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REAL loser

A person that skips school and does drugs behind it. A real loser is a person that makes fun of and calls a well-liked person a loser.

A loser is NOT a person that is a nerd or a person that has a hard time fitting in, in school.

so-called popular kid: Hey loser!!

"loser": Who are you calling a loser? I'm a grade "A" student.

"loser" finishs junior high, enters high school: Wow, I'm popular now because I have high marks and I don't do drugs!!

so-called popular kid finishs junior high, enters high school: wow!! I called someone a loser in junior high, and now I'm the real loser!!

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car on-purpose

When 2 people are racing in cars side by side, when it's so obvious that those idiots will crash. This is called a car on-purpose.

Guy #1: Want to race man?
Guy #2: Sure man!
*Starts racing*
*Both crashes*
Random Guy: What idiots, they just had a car on-purpose.

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