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An exceptionally clever form of comeback, rejoinder, riposte or repartee designed to entertain mainly the speaker; a inside joke of the purest form reserved for only the gifted and those who are smart enough to follow them.
Truman Capote frequented a Key West Bar. A man's wife, enamored of Capote left her drunken husband's table, walked over and gushingly asked Capote to autograph a paper napkin.
The woman's husband angrily, staggered over to Capote's table, assumed an intimidating position over the diminutive writer, pulled out his junk and bellowed in a drunken slur, "Since you're autographing things, why don't you autograph this?"
Capote's response was sanjeevous:
"I don't know if I can autograph it, but perhaps I can initial it."
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(1)(verb) To smack someone with your dick (correct style dictates a sharp thump on the forehead, lips, or if burning with jizz- the eye)- done to illustrate dominance and the dicksmackee's position of submission or subjugation.
(2)(noun) That which is left after masterbation... limp dick and a palm full of goo.
(3)(noun) One who has the same general worthlessness or usefulness as a lifeless penis combined with a dying mass of spent jizz.
"Hey dick smack, get off the couch and get your shit out of the washer."
"I loved that girl, she always appreciated a good old fashioned dick smacking. I can't say she really truly loved it, but she damn well respected it."
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Lastertime- (n.) a non-specific referrence to the last time something happened or the last time you or a group of people did something in the recent past. syn. see Yestertime (etymology: North America, yr. 2000- Allegra Davis a small child invented the word from yesterday, last-time and yesteryear mix)
"Remember, lastertime you told me I could ride on the tractor with you."
"You said lastertime that I could get a toy when we came back here"
"Lastertime I updated my resume, I think I added that."
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(Ska-wag-ally) (1) Something that is not in order or properly aligned in such a way as to not be easily described with simple linear terminology. (2) The digital artifacts created on a TV screen when a DVD processor malfunctions. Usually manifests as picture broken up pictures with little squares dancing around the screen while random images appeared in the backround and audio is garbelled.)
(etymology- yr. 2000 created by a two-year old named Allegra Davis- appears to be a mixure of squiggly, wiggly, waggly and jaggedly.)
- "We were trying to watch the movie and the TV got all squaggly"
- "Look at her teeth they are all yellow and squaggly"
-"That poor old lady, she looks cold and her hair is all squaggly
Yestertime- (n.) a non-specific referrence to the very recent past when something happened or something was supposed to happen. syn. Lastertime, Yesterday (etymology: North America 2000 Allegra Davis a small child invented the word from yesterday, last-time and yesteryear mix)
"Mommy, yestertime you let me swim naked in Nana's pool."
"You said yestertime you would put that horn on my bike?"
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(1)(noun) The act of doing something no holds barred with insane passion and dedication. (2)(adj.) A complete mastery of the deep throat such that the penis and testicles are enveloped or at least the tongue touches the taint. (2)(adverb)(obscure) An act of intercourse where the male attempts to "crush the guts" of the female participant, attempting to thrust so deeply that the penis and testicles seem to have entered the vaginal canal.
(syn.- see "balls deep")
1. - "No guts- no glory, no brains- no headache! I'm hitt'n that fuck'n slope balls and all... "
2. - "She actually milked my balls with her lips while I was blowing down her throat! Oh ya' she took it balls and all man, balls and all!"
3. - "She wanted it harder, so I fucking gave it to her balls and all- she screamed like she was dying, then told me she loved me."
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(1)(noun) The act of doing something no holds barred with insane passion and dedication. (2)(adj.) A complete mastery of the deep throat such that the penis and testicles are enveloped or at least the tongue touches the taint. (2)(adverb)(obscure) An act of intercourse where the male attempts to "crush the guts" of the female participant, attempting to thrust so deeply that the penis and testicles seem to have entered the vaginal canal.
(syn.- see "balls deep, balls and all")
1. - "No guts- no glory, no brains- no headache! I'm hitt'n that fuck'n slope balls 'n all... "
2. - "She actually milked my balls with her lips while I was blowing down her throat! Oh ya' she took it balls 'n all man, balls 'n all!"
3. - "She wanted it harder, so I gave it to her balls 'n all- she screamed like she was dying, came so hard she threw her back out, then told me she loved me."
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