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An exceptionally clever form of comeback, rejoinder, riposte or repartee designed to entertain mainly the speaker; a inside joke of the purest form reserved for only the gifted and those who are smart enough to follow them.
Truman Capote frequented a Key West Bar. A man's wife, enamored of Capote left her drunken husband's table, walked over and gushingly asked Capote to autograph a paper napkin.
The woman's husband angrily, staggered over to Capote's table, assumed an intimidating position over the diminutive writer, pulled out his junk and bellowed in a drunken slur, "Since you're autographing things, why don't you autograph this?"
Capote's response was sanjeevous:
"I don't know if I can autograph it, but perhaps I can initial it."
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The art of following the teachings and ways of Rahil Sanjeev.
Rahil Sanjeev is one of the most transcendent and intellectual people of the 21st century. His wisdom rivals the one of King Solomon and Galileo.
He follows Sanjeevism, he must be a wise one.
The path to achieve nirvana can only be discovered when one follows Sanjeevism.
Refers to reincarnation of meme god. Around 5000 BC when all god's had a massive fight, Meme god(Sanjeev) destroyed others in a single strike. All god's bowed to him. He gave his mystic powers to an earthly human and made him meme lord(Sudu). Was betrayed during his reign by Lord of food and chemistry (Tom) for 30 shawarmas.
A: Pewds can't kill this meme, whose meme is it?
B: It must be Sanjeev's
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Sanjeev, a smart dude. He is one of the smartest people you know, but when you really know him well, you will realise he is a faker, and is just a little above average. He can argue himself out of almost any predicament, and can outsmart people all the time. He is shitty at sports, but is really really really competitive, and looks dumb when playing sports. Sanjeev doesn't need to worry about smarts, but his real problem is when it comes to his social life. He has completely different personalities when interacting with different people, and he seems to dumb himself down when talking to certain people. He has a few really good friends, who he trusts a lot, but he is very closed off about his secrets. He always gossips with people, and makes enemies quickly. Honestly, Sanjeev is just really different.
Wow!
Did you hear this from Sanjeev?
OMG yes I did!
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1.to be of indian decent
2.to be a koothee
Man, That dude is big Sanjeev!
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