nob

Schlong!!!!!!!

Doh doh doh doh ... NOB

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congratulations

used in any circumstance as a substitute for the phraze 'well done'

congratualtions... you've got your trophy

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ROF

Short for ROFLMAO (Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off)

rof, thats rather uber

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hunter burgan

Born May 14, 1976.
Third and current bassist for A Fire Inside (AFI}. Multi-talented, can play drums, bass, guitar, saxophone and piano.
Obsessed with pirates. Has a tattoo of a pirate ship.
Likes old Prince, has a side project called Hunter Revenge.

Hunter Burgan used to have bleah-blonde hair, and is now bald, which actually looks better.

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penis

Schlong, a dong that should be long, but usually isnt. Schlong!!!!!!!!!!

Small penis, hairy penis, impetigo penis, floppy penis, LARGE PENIS, crusty penis, ingrowing penis (MINGE), superati penis, GIGA-PENIS, milli-penis, fat penis, hard penis, slimy penis, well used penis, unused penis, well jerked penis, long penis, NOB . . .

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Macbeth

Actually, Macbeth became the King of Scotland, not England.

Macbeth is stupid. William Shakespeare is dead. Middle English is dead. So WHY are we still reading his works?

"Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time,
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."

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snatchums

Term exclamed during the act of taking something belonging to someone else, usually while they are in the vicinity. Often the item is immediately returned, unless it is food, as in someone's last slice of pizza. Use a voice an octave or two higher than your normal speaking voice whilst exclaming.

Bob set the remote on the couch, and John quickly took it away, exclaiming "snatchums!"