Dessergency

An emergency need for a dessert.

Customer:*pounds on table at restaurant*
Waiter: *comes over* "May I help you?"
Customer"YES! I HAVE A DESSERGENCY!"

Hell Apple

A young rotten or sour apple. Usually too young to be severely punished.

Dude, my little cuz just threatened me, wtf? She's such a hell apple!

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