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Napiered

When you slip on semen and become pregnant

Damn that party on Friday was crazy Stacey slipped and napiered and is now pregnant

by Catastrophicalstacybump January 4, 2022


Margaret Napier

She’s got WAP if I ever saw it. She’s your small town freak. When you catch a glimpse of that menace of a women you’ll want to fuck her in your local Walmart beauty isle right on the spot. There’s no going back once you get with a margaret napier knowone else can make you orgasm in less than .13738 seconds using only her left middle finger

Jeff: I was riding a bull and I saw a margaret napier

Bobby: dude, did you fall off? You must have been squirting unconditionalaly

by Catastrophicalstacybump January 4, 2022


Flat

When your being honest, not lying, dead ass

Caleb: no way you fucked her

Josh: nah I’m being so flat I did

by Catastrophicalstacybump July 17, 2022