Another term for crabs/pubic lice
Below average girl: so we hooking up for tonight?
Average guy: sorry, I got carpet mafia.. not tonight.
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Being allowed to use the word retard. Reserved for people with mental health issues and neurodivergence.
Amy: âwhat retard thought it was a good idea to make a movie about dancing sex toys?â
Chad: âyo you canât say the R word bro.â
Amy: âI have executive dysfunction so I have the r word pass.â
An evangelist who preaches their ideologies or religion on the internet no matter what the social media app/website
Person in clip: âI have a place where I pray to my ancestors and sometimes I see them in my dreamsâ¦â
Netvangelist: âPFFFT! Those are demons youâre worshipping not your ancestors and late loved ones! Find salvation in God/Allah and you will be saved!â *rambles off a bunch of bible verses or talks about whatâs haram for 12 paragraphs*
Person reading the comments: âITâS A CLIP ABOUT HOW SOMEONE MOURNS ONG STFU YA NETVANGELISTâ
When a person is so excited about a subject (usually books, technology, graphics in a movie etc.) that all they can do is talk about it. The verbal version of nerdgasm
âDid you hear about the new iPhone x500?! It has....â *nerdjaculates for thirty minutes about the phone*
âI love how the author shows...â *nerdjaculates for twelve years about the characters falling in love*