spandex monkey

Uber bicyclist completely clad in spandex. Often the spandex suit is covered with logos of corporations and other brand names to make it look as if they were sponsored racers - the irony being they actually paid to be a rolling advertisement. They often tend to be aggressive riders in inappropriate settings, like public trails.

While riding on the trail yesterday, I was passed by a clod of spandex monkeys.

14👍 6👎

P

P = W
females ❌🅿️
boys 🅿️
carti 🅿️
rapists ❌🅿️
weed 🅿️

yooo that kids trippin he ain’t 🅿️

this kids fit is fire he’s 🅿️ushin 🅿️