Angie

A tough little woman. She's been through a lot of shit, but that doesn't really stop her from producing when it matters. And yeah she doesn't have the greatest sense of style or fashion, and by no means does she possess an abundance of grace, but she brought the best damn homecooked fried chicken to the potluck, and for that, she wins the hearts of the crowd.

Brian: Where's the good stuff?!
John: Angie didn't come today.

coomstation

A PlayStation console that has been converted, by the sweaty palms of a hard-working coomer, into a time-traveling pornographic warping device. It is not recommended to try inserting any form disc into such a machine, as it's primary function has been converted, and doing so may cause immediate and deadly ejection.

The power button on a coomstation remains a taboo subject for many button-pressing lovers, as it is hardly pressable due to a white fading substance that encrusts the button.

Wankerfest

Much like Oktoberfest except without the quality beer, dirndls, and the generally cheery mood. The atmosphere at Wankerfest is marked by the abundant presence of wankers, the lack of any real conversations, and the feeling of impending dread mixed in with moments of short bursts of excitement. Though celebrated every year, it is not a particularly well known event--even to wankers themselves--and the people that attend, usually, prefer not to discuss it, which, in part, lends further to the festival's general obscurity.

Philip hoped to attend Wankerfest in complete anonymity this year as to avoid further conflict with his spouse.

Some say that wankers are in a constant state of either planning a trip to, or, figuring how to get back from wankerfest

Itchy Nose Syndrome

Intense condition of relentless nasal disturbance, not soothed with any amount of scratching. Occurs most frequently during a competitive session of Smash Bros. with friends ( or enemies ). There is some speculation that this particular syndrome can result from a lack of proper hydration, and there is also a theory that it is because you may just need to take a shower to clear up your pores. Either way, this detrimental condition which causes massive drops in performance, continual sequences of miss-timing aerial dodging, wave dashing, and shielding, is often ignored for far too long usually leading to a complete mental breakdown of sheer frustration in the victim.

person 1: "Wow I'm a God. I just three stocked you with K. Rule"
person 2: "It didn't count. I have itchy nose syndrome right now"