morrowshots

Popularized by twitter user m9rrow, morrowshots is an awful extension of the backshots joke where you would add a noun to the -shots suffix. morrowshots is essentially giving backshots to morrow.

morrowshots.

dude wtf is that
you never be getting morrowshots?
shut the fuck up

Rockologist

A person who has a passionate love for rocks (Especially Sedimentary Rocks) Normally the person has a Mohawk and likes soccer. He also wears shorts when it’s 6 degrees out

Mr Peters is quite the Rockologist. His love for sedimentary rocks is quite insipring

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spaghetti massacre

When your friend riley drops his spaghetti all over the floor and you tell him to pick it up. It then leads to an argument which has you choking his bitch ass with the saucy spaghetti. And of course you are innocent because if Rileys bitch ass didn't drop the saucy spaghetti and ruin it in the first place, the spaghetti massacre wouldn't occur

Really riley, you literally just caused a spaghetti massacre

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blame it on alex

When somebody does something wrong, but they can't own up to it. Whoever did it just says blame it on Alex. Even if there's no Alex in the room you have to blame it on him.

Really josh, you just spilled the milk on the floor!! "It's okay, Blame it on Alex"