Doucheberg

lameness of Titanic proportions

The way he dresses is really just the tip of the doucheberg.

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Congratslyfun

interjection used upon receiving good news

"Hey Jades, I just got a wicked new job with a really hot boss!"
"Oooh, congratslyfun!!"

benetechster

a kind donor of computer hardware, software or geek services

Her new website looks great, thanks to a generous benetechster who designed it for free.

Shish-keboob

the act of being painfully poked in the breast by an underwire that has emerged from one’s bra fabric

Ow! Shish-keboob! That does it - this bra is going in the garbage.

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Dykic

someone whose gaydar is particularly attuned to lesbians

I'm a pretty good dykic, and I'm telling you, I don't think she turned you down because she has a boyfriend.

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Doucheterrent

something that keeps douchebags away

I can't believe those creeps left us alone. You're quite an effective doucheterrent.

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Beernevolence

the increasing desire to pay for others' drinks as one gets drunk

By the end of the night, his beernevolence had him buying rounds for the whole pub.

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