THOOM

THOOM is the sound yo thiccest homie’s ass makes when you slap him on the ass cheeks.

THOOMING is the action of slapping yo homie on the ass

Jacob: “yo I’m finna go THOOM Clayton right on the cheeks”

*slaps ass*

Clayton’s thicc ass: THOOOOM

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Clayton

Clayton is the thiccest man you’ll ever meet because there is simply no one thiccer than him. His asscheeks are so damn saucy that he can’t walk without the sound of a thunder bolt or a gunshot going off

Paul: “damn Clayton how the fuck did you get such a FAT ASS?

Clayton: “Well it takes tons of practice”

Paul: “What kind of practice?”

Clayton: “Hockey and weight lifting but you’ll need an infinity gauntlet to obtain such thiccness.”

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