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When you cum into a condom and then cut off your pubic hair shove it in the condom and freeze it.
This tactic is sometimes used as a prank on a girlfriend. The "hairy candle" is put in the place of the girl friends dildo. Then when the girlfriend goes to use their dildo, they feel a cold, sticky, and worst of all hairy cum stick in their pussy.
My Girl friend wouldn't shut up so I made a Hairy candle and took her Dildo. Wow Jon that takes balls.
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The act of shitting on a man or woman's face, than evenly spreading it across their face, as if it were a facial. Then, the nipples of the man or woman are cut off and placed on the eyes, like cucumbers are in a regular facial.
Dude what happened to your nipples? And why do you smell like bigfoot's dick?
Aww man, my girl gave me a Chocolate facial last night. It hurt like a bitch.
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The act of pulling out of oral sex and cumming into a girls hair. The cum is then thoroughly rubbed into the hair. To finish off the hairdo, the man "blow dries" the girls hair by turning around and blowing a massive fart in her hair and on her face.
What's wrong with your hair Janet?
It was Jamal, he gave me a sticky hairdo yesterday. I can still taste his shit.
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The act of cumming into a Tucans mouth and shoving its face up a woman or mans rectum. Once inserted you spank the Tucan so it realeases the cum in their anus.
Aww man my sister gave me another kenyon again. Im going to get her back with a Frisky Tucan
Right on
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