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A person who has relocated to a large metropolitan area, escaping the small rural community of their birth and its generations-old cycle of childhood, friendship, courtship, marriage, reproduction, and death, all within and among the same several hundred people.
Adam: Where are you from?
Bob: Originally Wisconsin, but I've been a country fugitive here in New York since 2001.
The telephone interface to bureaucracy. It is tedious, repetitive, time-consuming, repetitive, and most often fruitless avenue to obtaining any kind of service.
A telebureaucracy typically consists of:
1. An automated system operated by keypad entries or infuriatingly poor voice recognition,
2. One or more operators trained to treat you like the stupidest person on earth, and
3. Specialists whose job it is to direct you to a different unit or organization at a different phone number or otherwise indicate your problem is unsolvable.
In an online social network, such as Facebook, the commission of a mild offense or faux pas of innocently tagging a friend in a photo, image, or video in a way that they deem undesirable or inappropriate.
Adam: Dude! Why did you tag me in that video with the stripper?!?
Bob: Sorry man, my photaux pas.
"Keep fucking that chicken" (KFTC) is a phrase coined by television anchor Ernie Anastos during a live broadcast of the Fox 5 New York local news. It is presumably a phrase of encouragement similar to keep on truckin, only with a more pronounced and colorful air of defiance.
The chicken being fucked may be an actual chicken, could be pejorative slang for a woman (i.e. chickenhead), or some other metaphor for an object of desire or enjoyable activity. In any case, KFTC seems to be a gesture of support to the recipient to continue doing whatever it is that they're doing, despite what others may say, so long as it makes them happy.
Adam: I could be making more money at another job, but I like the work I'm doing now.
Bob: Whatever, keep fucking that chicken.
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An imposition of speech, it is the deliberate and selfish use of communication to communicate nothing.
A speech fart can be written or spoken. It contains no wisdom or wit, imparts no useful information, and is often rude or obnoxious. Speech farts are an imposition on others, serving only to satisfy the speaker's own selfish desire to have his or her words seen or heard by others.
Examples of common speech farts:
On an online forum: "IBTL"
In a comments list: "First!"
On Twitter: "Having eggs #breakfast"
In a Facebook status: "John Smith sup"
On the golf course: "It's in the hole!"
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To ask "Will it blend?" is to question whether something is feasible, practical, or realistic.
This interrogative relative to "passing muster" is based in the internet phenomenon created by Blendtec founder Tom Dickson, as previously defined.
Adam: I have a theory that the universe is actually contained in a wormhole on the back of a turtle.
Bob: But will it blend? No -- it won't, because you can't test that! It's not even a theory if you can't test it!
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Bobbard, Bob-bard, Bobbarding:
1. To engage in a lengthy and clamorous jam session of Bob Marley songs
2. A punning combination of Bob Marley, bard, and bombard
Note: The first B should always be capitalized, representing a proper noun.
Adam: My neighbors are so pissed. I was up until 2am Bobbarding em with my guitar last night.
Bob: Irie!