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Exclamation at having discovered extra insects.
Bug Catcher: 'scuse me, have you seen any bugs around here?
Passerby: Have you tried looking under that pile of discarded sandwiches?
Bug Catcher: Cormorants!
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The act of a man ejaculating prematurely without even achieving a full erection, if any. This act is typically only achieved via masturbation, whether intentional or not.
"All I did was shuffle in my chair and I had a spaghetti cormorant right in the middle of the exam."
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One of the "naughty" words you can't use in Harmonix's Rock Band Network
"What is a...'Spaghetti Cormorant?'"
"I don't know, but you can't use it, apparently."
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Extremely hot and excessively humid weather. Usually necessitates walking around with one's arms held out from the body (in the manner of a cormorant drying itself after diving for fish) to provide some small measure of armpit ventilation. No matter how expensive your underarm deodorant is, expect it to give up the ghost roughly half an hour after application.
"Whew! Forty-two Celsius and ninety-five percent humidity... Yup. that's definitely cormorant weather. Welcome to Darwin!"
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(noun) Straight girls who have sex with other girls. From spaghetti: "girls who are straight until wet", and cormorant: British slag for shagging.
"There was some serious spaghetti cormorant action happening at the club last night"
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The length of time in which you take the classes before your final exams.
"John, I wish it was still the YEar of the Cormorant"
"I know buddy"
An ancient intonation only to be uttered in direst boredom, such as maths and physics.
Maths-vato: blahblahblabalhlbah
Stu: *groan*
*John looks at Stu who grins*
John & Stu: SEE THE HERESY ALIVE! APPROPRIATION STANDING IN THE WAY OF ALL CREATION! DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? DON'T WORRY! THIS IS.... THA YERA THA CORMORANT!
(please note... this should not be attempted by amateurs)