El Presador

The name for a white man who sounds like a black man. Also a guy who has entertaining gaming commentaries on YouTube

"Look at that dumbass"
"Beastin'"
"I could write a fucking novel in the time it takes this motherfucker to reload "

---Yep, thats El Presador

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Geriapptric

An old person who doesn't like/see the point in/understand the apps on an Apple ipod touch or iphone.

"What's doodle-jump? Man, your such a geriapptric"

Headphone hair

When you sculpt your hairstyle around the on-ear headphones your wearing. The effect of such hair is ruined when the headphones are removed.

Subsequently, you look a bit of a penis.

"Your facebook photo has some good use of the headphone hair"

"Skullcandy are shit. But kudos on the headphone hair."

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