Berty rag

Dirty Slag - cockney rhyming slang

I fancy a bit of Berty Rag, on my face, in my pants, hell make me dance, Biatch.(A little rhyming for you, how sweet)

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Necrophilia

Inter-course with a dead corpse, enjoyed by many, remember the body stays warm for up to 3 hours after death occurs, so that still almost counts as being alive, and its especially fun when rigamortis kicks in its like being strapped into the buggy on a mouse trap ride at blackpool. And if your partner dies during sex and you've almost came its ok to finsh off.

I love necrophilia, but i cant stand the awkward silences.

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stack on

Big fat erection

Damn bitch, jump on i've got a stack on, Ride it.

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Vicious Friction

1.To rampently masturbate causing extreme friction, heat and then pleasure
2.To be tied to a moving vehicle and be dragged down the road, the mangled body after the incident will have been killed due to vicious friction, Ouch.

1.Nick used vicious friction to take his stress away
2.Nick used vicious friction on his johnny long

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nibble my carrot

Rabbit terminology, for suck my dick

1.Suck my Dick
2.Hey bitch go easy when you nibble my carrot.

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Stunted Shaun

To describe a small or stunted penis, this squashes any guys ego, and ladies if you say it then the guy will prove himself, so good way of seeing his manhood.

'Oh my God, did you hear about Arthur he has a Stunted Shaun, how embarressing'

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