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To leave quickly or in a hurry; to take oneself off; to decamp; to depart.
Blended jocular mock-Latin word. Arose in America in the 19th century (about 1837). Probably made up of the following parts: The Latin adverb and prefix ab, "away (from)", (maybe taken from abscond), the suffix -ate (maybe taken from perambulate or undulate), and the middle portion, "squatul", which might be a derivation of to squat.
Let's make like an ape and absquatulate.
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1. To move off in a rush; to hurry away.
2. To die.
Created from the idea, "go off and squat somewhere," from Latin ab-, "away from" + excoactus, "to sit down" + -ulus, a diminitive suffix + -atus, implying "to do."
1. "Absquatulate, or I'll fry your be-hind."
2. "Go off and absquatulate, you miserable little creep."
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Go squat elsewhere.
Remove yourself from my seat.
A command to someone residing in your spot.
Bitch, absquatulate! You're in my seat, go squat over there!
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pretentious abscond
A large, stupid word used primarily by liberal arts majors looking to flaunt the size of their dictionary. In the evolutionary tree that is the English language, absquatulates is at the dead-end of a parasite infested branch alongside grandeloquent, inveigle. and socialism.
The liberal arts major chose absquatulates as her email address because it was hard to type and vaguely reminiscent of the sound a duck makes as it's being beaten to death by a rubber chicken.
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To get off my property, fool.
Il faut que tu pars maintenant.
"I have a shotgun. Absquatulate my premises immediately, for I am your Belladonna."
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To leave quickly or in a hurry; to depart, flee.
" … Now I see you again—I’m satisfied. I’m satisfied completely. See? I’m going to absquatulate, see? Hey Presto right away.”
He turned to his tea for a moment, finished his cup noisily, stood up.
When something disappears under not-so-mysterious circumstances, it was "absquatulated." If a friend takes out the best looking donut you have ever seen and then devours it without sharing, then you just watched your friend "absquatulate" it. 19th century slang word
doug Absquatulate friend dounghnut while is friend went in gas station