spleeted

when you get hit so hard you split in half (or feel like it)

Person 1: *Punches Person 2*
Person 2: "Ow, that hurt so bad, I feel like I almost spleeted

Let’s go brandon

A phrase men who like to get pegged say to signal to others such a preference

Man: “LET’S GO BRANDON”
Woman: “wow, I didn’t know you liked getting pegged“
Man: “yeah, it’s my favorite”

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