when you get hit so hard you split in half (or feel like it)
Person 1: *Punches Person 2*
Person 2: "Ow, that hurt so bad, I feel like I almost spleeted
The collective insect carnage on your windshield and/or front fender normally resulting from extended drive times through rural areas.
I can hardly see the road through the spleet on my windshield!
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Spleet coming from the word "Sweet" but the more "leet" version of it.
Damn, this flash animation is flipping spleet!
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A term more accurate than love, as necessitated by Joel Chmara.
Now that I have fallen in love with you, it is necessary for me to create a word that means more than love in such a way I can accurately express myself. I have come up with spleet.
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when the tampon is full, and excess resadue leaks from the vagina.
I think I just spleeted, so i need to go change my tampon!
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Verb, meaning to more than love... it's when you don't want to say love, but you really care for that person
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