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Jet pilot

An older driver typically a women, which you will pass on the freeway because they are driving well under the speed limit,as you pass them you will see them sitting obnoxiously close to the steering wheel, in some cases they will have their elbows and forearms on the steering wheel in a 10 and 2 position, this resembles a very stiff and tense driving posture maybe related to when someone is constipated, you may also encounter jet pilots having trouble in the parking lot, or any other places where there are an abundance of cars, you will most likely pass them with anger as they keep clinging on to the wheel as if it's a matter of life or death, looking like they don't know what the fuck to do. Another trait of a jet pilot is when making sharp turns in parking lots, they tend to turn the steering wheel little by little, doing a lot of unnecessary jerky hand movements.

Dude that bitch is driving 50 in a 65, I'm gonna pass her, as I look in the window, oh it's a Asian jet pilot in her Prius.

Bro, look at the jet pilot merging on to the freeway going 45.

by Cringe78 October 13, 2014