A Parker

To bail on a scheduled event to "chill" with your gf/bf. Usually ending in intercourse in "undignified" places leaving traceable material behind and not returning to such scheduled events.

Parker: Hey Maggie just called she's about an hour away and wants me to go have McDonald's with her
Jason: You coming back?
Parker: Maybe
Dave: lets get high
Deniz: Parkers pulling "A Parker"
Marc: TAKE YOUR KEYS!

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George Castanza

An overstuffed wallet, usually filled with useless expired cards, old receipts and or cash.

Jerry: Dude your sitting on a slant
Kramer: let me move my wallet
Jerry: Whoa! Thats a George Castanza

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