Wontonly

Late night texting to someone who’s asleep, with the intention that they are read in the morning.

I got drunk and wontonly texted that guy I’ve been seeing, telling him what I wanted to do with him.

'mocracy

It's the way fake patriots pronounce "democracy".

We have to leave the EU cos 'mocracy.

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Poops

Poops: what the cutest girls say when they mean oops, so you love them a bit more.

POOPS! Didn’t mean to call you then!

Buttdial

Taking your phone from your back pocket and realising you called someone.

- Hi, how’s it going? Not heard from you in ages!
- sorry, buttdial