redbox and reach around

Redbox and reach around is a dated yet similar situation such as Netflix and chill. You will most likely not be watching a Redbox and the reach around may or may not be extremely unsatisfying.

Mason: Hey Titus, sup?
Titus: Nothin' much man, redbox and reach around tonight, or nah?
Mason: Uhh, yeah?

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Butt Baby

While performing sloppy anal sex with little to no care; if semen is allowed to drip from the anus into the vagina what we now know as a butt baby has the potential of being conceived. Butt babies are quite obviously identified as their overwhelming need to whine about everything and their pungent odor that will never fade.

UPDATE: Warning! It has been confirmed that a dirty toilet seat can also result in becoming pregnant with a butt baby!

Daryl: I hate that douche Scott. I can't believe he has a job here, I don't even think he is capable of dressing himself.

Bill: Dude... Scott is a butt baby, stop being so judgmental and put yourself in his poopy shoes for a hot minute.

Daryl: Oh man, I had no idea... now I feel like a butt baby.

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