NCFCA

A group of social outcasts who have combined the ultimate form of homeschooler. They are a mixture of homeschooled, nerdy, christians, and creatures who enjoy doing debate. For a group of beings that are so socially awkward, it is a nightmare to see hundreds of them attempt to communicate their political desires to parents who just want sleep.

Thankfully, the requirements of joining the league are very low... In fact, you can be stupid and still win tournaments since it's all about conveying emotions and sounding like you know what you're saying.

Finally, NCFCA has a beautiful judging panel. Since obviously it is very professional, students must dress up in suitcoats and be in professional casual to present their world changing ideas to qualified judges. When we use the term qualified judges, these include people such as homeless people on the side of the street that were promised food, parents who are still wondering what they signed up for, and coaches who think they know what they are doing but honestly are still teaching the chair analogy...

In the end, NCFCA is a beautiful place.... but you'll probably catch ligma.

Oh no its that kid from NCFCA... I heard he contracted ligma and sugma from the last tournament.

Hey, look! It's that chicken dude from NCFCA... I heard he is good at respecting women and beating them at the same time.

Birds aren't real.

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