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A group of social outcasts who have combined the ultimate form of homeschooler. They are a mixture of homeschooled, nerdy, christians, and creatures who enjoy doing debate. For a group of beings that are so socially awkward, it is a nightmare to see hundreds of them attempt to communicate their political desires to parents who just want sleep.
Thankfully, the requirements of joining the league are very low... In fact, you can be stupid and still win tournaments since it's all about conveying emotions and sounding like you know what you're saying.
Finally, NCFCA has a beautiful judging panel. Since obviously it is very professional, students must dress up in suitcoats and be in professional casual to present their world changing ideas to qualified judges. When we use the term qualified judges, these include people such as homeless people on the side of the street that were promised food, parents who are still wondering what they signed up for, and coaches who think they know what they are doing but honestly are still teaching the chair analogy...
In the end, NCFCA is a beautiful place.... but you'll probably catch ligma.
Oh no its that kid from NCFCA... I heard he contracted ligma and sugma from the last tournament.
Hey, look! It's that chicken dude from NCFCA... I heard he is good at respecting women and beating them at the same time.
Birds aren't real.
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A league where Christian, homeschools, republican teenagers gather together dressed in suits, ties, high heels, and name tags to collectively yell at each about things they honestly don't care about, tell judges things they probably already know, starve themselves on purpose, and kill their sleep schedules so that they can do this.
And judges
eat
it
up
This is where parents get their "hope for the future" but of course these same people might faint if they saw their children eat a meatball so that says something for their sanity.
The number of student led cults involved is over the top, stretching from paper clips to rice. That says something for the students' sanity.
Finally "NCFCAers" - as they are sometimes called - tend to look down on every other speech and debate league. STOA, Toast Masters, and all the others. And to be quite frank while NCFCAers are crazy the others are worse.
(btw did you want to come a judge a tourney?)
I competed in NCFCA and so did my sister. I'm in jail and she's a senator.
NCFCAers are insane.
Heil Hydra.
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A group of the most annoying people in the entire universe. They think they’re better than everyone else and they all believe in an book and old man in the sky. For some reason they won’t let region 4 go?? Also some of them actually report people to compliance like y’all are such assholes smh. None of them have any fucking style—stop wearing pencil skirts and pocket squares guys it’s not a good look. They hate STOA for some reason, and they love watching ADS even though none of them are funny because they CANT TELL JOKES. They’re homophobic and honestly kinda racist like totally stuck 50 years in the past don’t know what’s going on there but whatever. Anyways they think they’re really smart because they can talk in front of people but it’s also super funny because they can only talk about Jesus and nothing else ever. There are a few good kids in NCFCA (the gays, the atheists, the ones with style) but they’re rare. Also you’ll get kicked out if you scream TRANS RIGHTS at a tournament (learned from experience) which is honestly like such an outdated principle?? y’all stupid af. Oh and they only listen to surfaces and alec benjamin and hadestown the musical. no music taste whatsoever. Anyways find a better speech and debate league this one is trash. oh and tournaments always run late which is annoying. So yeah 0/5 stars would not recommend they’re all idiot sandwiches. (And they still can’t let go of the birds aren’t real speech like grow up 🙄)
Who’s that kid?
Oh, he’s in NCFCA.
Damn, better avoid him then.
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A group of the most annoying people in the entire universe. They think they’re better than everyone else and they all believe in an book and old man in the sky. For some reason they won’t let region 4 go?? Also some of them actually report people to compliance like y’all are such assholes smh. None of them have any fucking style—stop wearing pencil skirts and pocket squares guys it’s not a good look. They hate STOA for some reason, and they love watching ADS even though none of them are funny because they CANT TELL JOKES. They’re homophobic and honestly kinda racist like totally stuck 50 years in the past don’t know what’s going on there but whatever. Anyways they think they’re really smart because they can talk in front of people but it’s also super funny because they can only talk about Jesus and nothing else ever. There are a few good kids in NCFCA (the gays, the atheists, the ones with style) but they’re rare. Also you’ll get kicked out if you scream TRANS RIGHTS at a tournament (learned from experience) which is honestly like such an outdated principle?? y’all stupid af. Oh and they only listen to surfaces and alec benjamin and hadestown the musical. no music taste whatsoever. Anyways find a better speech and debate league this one is trash. oh and tournaments always run late which is annoying. So yeah 0/5 stars would not recommend they’re all idiot sandwiches. (And they still can’t let go of the birds aren’t real speech like grow up 🙄)
Who’s that kid?
Oh, he’s in NCFCA.
Damn, better avoid him then.
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The NCFCA is a group of speech and debaters who care way too much about what they do. They are willing to sacrifice, sleep, food, mental and physical health and an insane amount of time for their craft. They are extremely cringe in almost all scenarios but some can be very sweet and fun. Their entire ego and wellbeing is dependent on the results of the tournaments that they compete in, if they don't advance, tears will be shed. Only until they age out of the NCFCA do they realize that it never mattered. Additionally they never stfu.
if I don't break at the NCFCA regionals, I'm going to kill myself with crippling insecurity.
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The manifestation of every Republican's wet dream combined with the no-nonsense, fundamentalist Christian values of the Salem witch trials, all done under the fanciful banner of high school speech and debate. During a season, a three-day cult ceremony will commence in the basement of whatever Baptist community college they begged long enough. This is then mixed in with an all-day event where nametagged students will one by one march into a classroom in front of a sleep-deprived, partially drugged group of adults to determine who can say Jesus the most times in 5 - 10 minutes. By the 8th time, it will either be the best advertisement for birth control ever or a display of a hopeful future, regardless the adults can only pick a handful of students to advance to the final round to discover who is the true accident child. After doing this a student will be ready to change the world and be the model ambassador the NCFCA always knew you could be (unless you were a democrat, nihilist, or funny, which probably means you got kicked out already). Typically the NCFCA's men, if they aren't working as congressional interns are likely spamming their suicide notes on an incel Reddit forum. The women of the NCFCA become benevolent homemakers, usually cosplaying as a trad wife with a wooden spoon in one hand and Adderall pills in the other, but this is all in submission to her husband, who happens to also be her youth pastor who's waited for her to turn 18 for the last 4 years of high school.
Dear Harvard, I am a proud alumnus of the NCFCA honor society
The manifestation of every Republican's wet dream combined with the no-nonsense, fundamentalist Christian values of the Salem witch trials, all done under the fanciful banner of high school speech and debate. During a season, a three-day cult ceremony will commence in the basement of whatever Baptist community college they begged long enough. This is then mixed in with an all-day event where students will march into a classroom in front of a sleep-deprived, partially drugged group of adults to determine who can say Bible the most times in 5 - 10 minutes. By the 8th time this has happened, it will either be the best advertisement for birth control ever or a display of a hopeful future, regardless the adults can only pick a handful of students to advance to the final round of a tournament to discover who is the true accident child. After doing this, a student will be ready to share their values and be the ambassador the NCFCA always knew you could be (unless you were a democrat, nihilist, or funny, which probably means you got kicked out already). Typically the NCFCA's men, if they aren't sitting at a desk working as senate interns are likely spamming their suicide notes on an incel Reddit forum. The women of the NCFCA will go on to be homemakers, usually cosplaying as a trad wife with a spoon in one hand and Adderall pills in the other, but this is all for her husband, who happens to be her youth pastor who's waited for her to turn 18 for the last 4 years of high school.
Dear Harvard, I was a member of the prestigious NCFCA