goowd

a sarcastic way of saying 'good'

"dude, the cops found my whole stash"
"AH! goowd"

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high school

Just school. Quit your B&Ming you little shits.

1. OMG that big jock picked on mE!!!!1 its so horrible! ill nevER seE him again in 4 years so i should flip shit and have an angsty online journal!!!!

2. LoL did you see what kristy was wEarIng today!!?? lol! there are starving people in 3rd world countries but i care more about superficial trivial merchandise!!! Oh shit my ass and tits just fell out of my washcloth...i mean miniskirt and tube.

3. Get a grip, you pussies.

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Dalajia

She's typically a Scorpio with much more to offer than meets the eye. She's beautiful tall & thick with all they hips. All the rich niggas want her except she continuously caught in the wrong place at the wrong time so she's only exposed to broke niggas. Dalajia is a goof ball who lives to laugh, some may call her childish but I call her hillarious.

Hey bro, I met this girl today & I asked her for her number do you know what she said to me? "Damn, did your barber push yo shit back?" She must be a Dalajia.

hazing

The act of faking people out (scaring by some means) for the purposes of initation into a group; usually a fraternity or the military to create a sense of bonding among the members.

Those frat boys were totally hazing when they loaded up into the back of the truck for a wild ride into oncomming traffic.

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George W. Bush

The leader of the highest level of organized crime ever seen by the world in the history of all mankind.

George W. Bush is the appointed, not elected, president of the U.S.A. and enough to make most Americans ashamed to be from such a place.

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faptabulous

faptabulous- a noun or adjective given to a woman because she looks good enough for a man to "commit spermicide."

Incredibly hot.

This girl is looking Faptabulous.

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yo mama

Yo Mama got one arm and swims in circles!

Yo mama got a peg leg with a kickstand!

Yo mama got one leg and her name's Eileen.

YO MAMA SO FAT....SHE WENT ON A DATE IN HIGH HEALS AND CAME BACK IN SANDLES!!!!

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